Sunday, November 2, 2008

Food Porn

Disclaimer: For those who are under 18, you are not allowed to read the following entry as it contains heavy pornography materials. **Rated RA** Well, you will read it anyway!! But you've been warned...
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Are you aroused, just yet? Do you have the urge to ... ...



STOP! This is just a sausage, u sick perv!

I've been following a Perth's foodporn blogger for more than a year now, I was hooked to the site, not because she writes about bananas or various size of sausages, she writes stuff that she eats everyday. It was great fun reading her blog a year ago, through that i could find out more good places to eat around Perth. But, her foodporn boundary has turn domestic, it ain't arousing anymore. At least, to me!

Ya, arts is a very subjective matters. Everyone has got different eye to admire something an object. Just like how different a chef thinks platting this way looks better than platting the other way by other chef.

To me, dishes with seafood or prawns, makes me ... my stomach growl. *ahem* Just like how people got aroused just by eating seafood, especially oyster~ ! And yea, i do love oyster. The raw-er the bett-er. Just like how some/most guy likes naked women.



Anyway, i believe good food gives you an orgy just like when you see a pretty girl/hot guy walk past. I personally favour food that has juices oozing out, it gives me a total 10 out of 10 mouth orgasm. SO GOOD!



I love seafood, i love egg gravy, they are just too good not to be missed!



Just by looking at the picture, I am shivering already! This is not only apply to savoury food, good dessert do too!!



Don't you just love chocolate and vanilla ice-cream, according to "the" professor, chocolate makes you happy, that's why everyone should love chocolate and chocolate shouldn't be banned! (Some vegetarians can't eat chocolate though! says who???)



Food porn is not about pictures that contains of sausages and eggs/meatballs, for god sake! It's about good food, good looking food that makes your eye drool over it, makes your stomach growl, and gives you shiver.



Camera angle and lighting plays an important part here and of course the presentation by the chef.



However, sometimes some can be quite funny!



What can you see from this picture/food object?
a)boobies
b)balls
c)boobie, balls and vagina

Ya, somehow it could look so wrong.

No matter what, happy eating and enjoy your food, next time when you go out for dinner, try looking at the presentation from different angle and different perspectives, you will see a lot of things. Of course, by the time your food will be cold!



This is sexy.

(Karma Sutra no. 102?)

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